Monorail Theft. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Monorail! [Monorail] [You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!” Lyle Lanley, voiced by Phil Hartman, is … Marge drives to the town of North Haverbrook, a previous purchaser of one of Lanley's monorails. Monorail! People already steal working train power cables for the copper. The ring came off my pudding can I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! The Monorail Song It also provided a GIF that’s regularly used in every sports arena debate (“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!”). Dakota Bouvette I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. Once again I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! It glides as softly as a cloud By fizzle406 May 5, 2020, 8:14am CDT Share this story Exact Words: Lanley boasts in his pitch that he's sold Monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, "And by gum, it put them on the map!" https://villainsong.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=23207, Conan O'Brien performed the song at the live show concert, The song was inspired by the songs "Ya Got Trouble" and "Rock Island" from the 1957 musical. Performer(s) Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a … "The Monorail Song" is a song that appears in the season four episode "Marge vs. Monorail" of the animated television series The Simpsons. Lyle is a con artist who sold the Springfieldians a badly built monorail and … Phil HartmanJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus The Monorail Song is sung by Lyle Lanley and the cast during The Simpsons episode "Marge vs. the Monorail" (Season 4). Type of Song This song is near the end of the first act and sung during a town meeting when trying to discuss what to do with some money the town got from Mr. Burns. Lyle Lanely : I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway Medical, Ogdenville Memorial, and North Haverbrook Hospital, and by gum, it put them on the map,” Lanley said. Don't Edit. I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Take my pen knife, my good man Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! I give you the Springfield Monorail! Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life, my Hindu friend Composer --Lyle Lanley. I'll show you my idea! Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a … I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Were you sent here by the Devil? Monorail I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Alf Clausen Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!" It is also unknown if Brockway ever recovered. Monorail! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. No, good sir, I'm on the level Throw up your hands and raise your voice The Monorail Song The song was performed by Langley's voice actor, the late Phil Hartman; Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier's voice actress Julie Kavner; Bart Simpson's voice actress Nancy Cartwright; Ned Flanders' voice actor Harry Shearer; Clancy Wiggum and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's voice actor Hank Azaria; Elizabeth Hoover's voice actress Maggie Roswell; Barney Gumble, Abraham Simpson II, and Homer Simpson's voice actor Dan Castellaneta; and a chorus as the rest of the Springfield residents. Let's just hope they don't hire Homer Simpson as a conductor. He then unfurls a map of the USA with just those towns labeled on it. I've tanked Strike Eagles doing the same thing whilst high and heavy over A-stan. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! International Monorail 1989 – Present31 years I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! [Now, wait just a minute. It is unknown if Brockway was ruined by Lanley's monorail scam, but going by what happened to North Haverbrook and what almost happened to Springfield, it most likely was. What's it called? Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Lyricist It's more a Shelbyville idea.] Brockway is a town that was first mentioned by Lyle Lanley as towns to which he's sold monorail systems. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. sarcasmic September.10.2010 at 8:15 am I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook... and by gum, it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! It features the con-artist Lyle Lanley as he dupes the citizens of Springfield into buying and constructing a monorail. “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map! I give you the Springfield Monorail! Monorail 3 years ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! Re: (Score: 2) by ledow. The Simpsons "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map." I hate every ape I see 8 months ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map. By Malcolm Tucker on Thu, 07/23/2015 - 2:35pm. What'd I say? Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] Quote of the episode: "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map!" [Heh-heh, mule.] Origin Al JeanJeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I'll show you my idea. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. ], Television Reactions: GeneratorNL , wbrm , TER200 and 1 other person (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! It is also sung briefly in "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be". Really cool at night. Report Add Reply Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! [The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. 'Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway' by flashman. Okay, two and I get to keep this old birdcage! But Main Street's still all cracked and broken The song was written by Al Jean, Jeff Martin, George Meyer, Frank Mula, Conan O'Brien, John Swartzwelder, and Jon Vitti. Electrified, six-car monorail Monorail! The Monorail ” (season four, episode 12, originally aired 1/14/1993). The zoo had not sold a monorail to Brockway, Ogdenville, or North Haverbrook at this point, and so it quoted Emerson a per-car rate for the genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail. Monorail Monorail Reactions: DocNo and Master_shake_ like this. What's it called? I've sold monorails to By King.of.Brighton on Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:52am. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.] d'oh! You probably think monorails are a novelty. It is the twenty-ninth track on Songs in the Key of Springfield. Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] Villain Song Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Lyle Lanley: I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.] Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Song Name The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=915904. It is a parody of songs such as "Rock Island" and "Ya Got Trouble" from the musical Meredith Willson's The Music Man, where instead of lyrics being sung, they are spoken in a kind of crazy version of Gilbert-and-Sullivan-esque patter, with the exception of the final stanza, where everyone joins in song. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! That's right! I'll tell you what I'll do. As is. Don't Edit. Eye Beams: A squirrel mutated by the toxic waste stored in its tree has these. Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a … Like a genuine, bona fide I swear it's Springfield's only choice Nov 29, 2017 Cartoon Song, Julie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus, Jeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti. Serious inquires only. Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Monorail What about us brain-dead slobs? Well, sir, there's nothing on earth - Lyle Lanley, Springfield 1993 (The Simpsons). I hear those things are awfully loud What'd I say? Monorail A small people embiggened by a noble spirit, sure, but not the type to be trusted with a $3 million settlement from the local nuclear power plant.C. 'I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it sure put them on the map.' The Simpsons, “ Marge Vs. You think they're not going to rip up something they can put on the … Voting closed 0. reply; Lyle, get a verified account! Rock You Like a Hurricane • Look At All Those Idiots • Hullaba Lula • We Love To Smoke, 140913 - Conan O'Brien - The Monorail Song @ The Simpsons Take the Hollywood Bowl ~. Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken [All right. The citizens of Springfield are not a sensible people. Ensinger said -"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! " Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. She discovers the town to be in ruins, and, despite the advertisements for it everywhere stating otherwise, the townsfolk fearfully deny their monorail's existence. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide... electrified, six-car monorail. 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